Jesus fucking Christ, Houston. We’re on the fucking moon.

Posted by ni.c - 20/07/09 at 6:10 pm

Holy Shit Man Walks On Fucking Moon

The Moon – Jesus fucking Christ!
The distant, lonely, mysterious satellite that has fascinated mankind since the dawn of time is distant an lonely no more.
At 4:17 p.m. EST yesterday, astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin E. Aldrin Jr. touched down on the Sea of Tranquility in the lunar module Eagle and radioed back to Earth the historic repost: „Jesus fucking Christ, Houston. We’re on the fucking moon.“
Armstrong and Aldrin then made final technical and psychological preparations for the un-fucking-believableness of the next phase of the operation, the moon walk.
As two billion spellbound earthlings watched on television, Armstrong slowly descended the four steps leading out of the module, paused, and took one small but epoch-making step onto the soft, virgin soil.
„Holy fucking fuck… Are you fucking believing this? Over,“ Armstrong radioed back to NASA headquarters nearly 250,000 miles away. „I abso-fucking-lutely am standing on the surface of the fucking moon. I am talking to you from the goddamned fucking moon, Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.“
„Holy mother of fuck,“ the first man on the moon added.
„Roger, no fucking doubt about it,“ Mission Controller Peter Loveil replied. „A-fucking-firmative. Over.“

Holy Shit, Man walks on fuckin moon, dazu gibt es eine fucking MP3 und ein fucking Video (via Nerdcore).

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